Founder - Chen/Xu Family
About Jesse
Joining Jesse is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You will also have exposure to taking care of two cats. On call duties required.
About the role
You are an exceptional woman. You will work with Jesse to make critical life decisions that will shape the future until we die. This is your opportunity to join us as a co-founder. THIS IS A 7 DAYS A WEEK IN SAN FRANCISCO, MISSION BAY.
What you will do
- Locate the best restaurants in SF to go eat at
- Remind Jesse to not throw towels on the floor
- Manage a team of 2 (cats)
- Tell Jesse when he's forgotten to put things away
- Advise Jesse in grocery shopping
- Hiring new members 👶 (only if you want to!)
- Tolerate Jesse 24/7
What we’re looking for
- Technical background so Jesse can talk about work
- 26+ years of life experience
- Proficient in English
- As wholesome (boring) as Jesse
- Likes animals
- Kind, caring, empathetic
- 130+ EQ
Bonus points
- Can/could do a human flag
- Have planked for 7 minutes+ in your life
- Has experience with SingleStore
- Appreciates Nick Bare's abs
- Be the most beautiful girl in the world
Benefits
💆 Unlimited massages (until hands get tired)
✈️ Airport lounge access
💵 Two cute cats
🕺 Free Jesse style dances
⚕️ 24/7 caretaker
🚌 Unlimited Commuter Benefits (Uber, Lyft)
❤️ A hilarious best friend
❤️ Unconditional love
❤️ The love of all my family and friends
Compensation
Range: $Priceless
Inclusivity
Jesse is not an equal opportunity employer.
Dear Ingrid/Wanwan/Gwid/sometimes Twid,
We've come so far since we met in front of the Ferry Building 🚢. You are without a doubt the best thing that has happened to my life.
I've become a better person because of you thanks to your patience, empathy, kindness, support, and love.
With you, I never feel lonely or lost. Instead, I feel courage to tackle life's challenges and to grow as a person.
Thank you for everything you've done for me. I really mean it.
You're my best friend, my armchair therapist, my work/workout buddy, foodie partner, biggest supporter, and the love of my life.
I love you and am ready to spend the rest of my life with you.
Love, Jesse Whelk